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{{Nutshell|This article is intended as humor. If you were looking for [[WP:RFM|Request for {{em|mediation}}]], the [[WP:DR|dispute resolution]] process, then wow are you in the wrong place! Even if you were looking for requests for mediation, you are ''still'' in the wrong place!}}
'''Requests for Medication''' is the most important step in [[WP:DR|formal dispute resolution]] on Wikipedia. High volumes of stress can often manifest when the desire to continue to have the privilege of editing Wikipedia overrides the body's innate desire to choke the living shit out of some bastard who really has it coming. Medication [[I Wanna Be Sedated|is administered]] by members of the [[Ramones|Medication Committee]] and has proven time and again to aid in resolving content disputes, curing headaches and averting the occasional [[Celine dion|natural disaster]]. Side effects may include:
* watery eyes
* blurred vision
* not giving a crap anymore
* smiling {{em|way}} too much
* missing work the next day
* not giving a crap anymore
* staying home instead to edit Wikipedia
* loss of Internet access or residence due to non-payment.
Before requesting medication, you should invite some friends over so that they may benefit from the humor of your behavior, tease you about it for the remainder of your life and post pics on your talk page. If medication fails to bring about a resolution to your dispute, tell the other guy to {{em|chill the fuck out}}. If this still doesn't work, then try [[WP:TROLL|taking up a different dispute]] or a [[Underwater basket weaving|hobby]]; you're probably wrong anyway. I mean, really, I lost a dispute and started knitting instead and I'm much happier. With the proceeds from the sweaters that I sell, I've accumulated enough money to pay my ISP again.

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==See also==
*[[WP:TLW|The Last Word]]
*[[WP:NAM|No angry mastodons]]
*[[Wikipedia:Nobody cares|Nobody cares]]
*[[WP:FUCK|Don't-give-a-fuckism]]

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