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Cite WP:BOSTON TEA PARTY when so many people are engrossed in heated discussion that a nice cup of tea and a sit down seems quite inadequate.

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Early Wikipedians taking time out from arguing about Something Very Important Indeed

It's worth bearing in mind that while it's true that the Boston Tea Party involved a lot of people and a lot of tea, unfortunately it didn't help calm conflict too much.

Perhaps they should have drank the tea, rather than thrown it overboard.

Those directed here are reminded that a revolution is unlikely to be a desirable outcome of your current problem.

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